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The Legend of Cropsey

The poster for The Burning, a horror movie featuring a blade wielding maniac named Cropsey

“A legend of terror is no longer a camp fire story anymore!”– tagline for The Burning, the only movie I’ve seen featuring a crazed killer named Cropsey.

Folks in the Northeast US who attended literally any camp in the past thirty or forty years will probably be familiar with the name Cropsey.  For the rest of us, there is a fascinating documentary on the subject on Netflix called, creatively enough, Cropsey that in large part inspired this post.  Outside of the Northeast, we might know Cropsey better as Jason Vorhees.  That is slightly overstating the case, but let me give you the bare bones version of the story, since there are a dizzying array of variations.

The core of the Cropsey legend involves a man named Cropsey who was a respected member of the local community who lived near the local sleep-away camp.  Campers tried to play a prank on Cropsey’s son that goes horribly wrong.  The prank left Cropsey terribly deformed and seriously pissed, not to mention insane.  As a result, Cropsey took to the woods, axe in hand, where he lay in wait for any unwary campers who happened to wander away from the relative safety of camp.

The parallels with the Friday the 13th franchise and nearly every slasher ever made are pretty clear.  They all involve a blade-happy maniac with a hate-on for campers/coeds/teenagers who break the rules, be they cultural rules (anyone who has premarital sex dies) or the camp rules (if you wander off you get axed).  The way to survive is clear–simply don’t break the rules, and you’ll be fine.

In that way, what started as a regional legend has become a part of pop culture at large, although Cropsey only shows up as a named character in one movie that I know of.  That movie is called The Burning, which is basically a Great Value version of the original Friday the 13th.  It is about a cruel camp caretaker named, you guessed it, Cropsey who is the victim of a prank that gets out of hand, leaving him deformed and very, very angry.  He gets his revenge years later on a group of campers that, oddly enough, contains characters played by Fisher Stevens and Jason Alexander (better known as George Costanza from Seinfield).  In any case, the movie is actually pretty good despite its slow start.  I don’t normally laugh at people getting hacked to bits (it seems in bad taste) but some of the stuff that happens when the bloodbath begins is pretty goofy and I couldn’t help myself.

Now that the legend of Cropsey has entered pop culture, it is much more difficult now to pin down whether or not there ever really was a man named Cropsey and whether he committed any crimes.  The answer is…it isn’t clear.  There was a man named Jasper Cropsey who lived in New York, but so far as I can tell he never committed any axe murders.  The documentary Cropsey frames its entire narrative around the crimes of Andre Rand, who was convicted of kidnapping and murdering several children in the 80′s on Staten Island.  While he certainly could not have been the man whose crimes originated the legend, given how recently he committed his crimes, he’s become part of the legend in that region of the country at least.

Like any number of urban legends, we probably will never know for certain where the legend of Cropsey originated.  These sorts of stories begin from seemingly nowhere and take on lives of their own.  Cropsey in particular has had a great deal of longevity, especially since his legend has inspired key parts of the modern slasher flick.  We might not know where Cropsey came from, but we can be certain that he’s here to stay.

Well, Today is a Pretty Bad Day to be a Triskaidekaphobic….

Triskaidekaphobia is a phobia characterized by the fear of the number 13.Today is Friday the 13th, a bad day for busty coeds and triskadekaiphobics alike.  By way of explanation, triskaidekaphobia is the fear of the number 13.  This goes well beyond our culture’s normal aversion to the number, to the point where the sufferer will actively avoid coming into contact with the number.  It may seem a bit silly that a number could have that much of an effect on someone, but I have seen it more than once in my own life.  I had a customer once who freaked out when I tried to give her $.13 in change.  She told me she couldn’t keep 13 of anything in her pocket because it caused her too much anxiety.  She was the only triskadekaiphobic I’ve ever encountered – the number that most often freaked out my customers was when $6.66 popped up on the register.

Does it seem odd that something so seemingly harmless as a number could make an otherwise rational adult shiver in terror?  Well, welcome to the weird world of the phobia.  Phobias are anxiety disorders characterized by a strong, irrational fear of an object, creature, or situation that poses little or no actual threat.  A person could literally be phobic of anything – I’ve heard of everything from spiders to mustard and anything in between.  How a phobia develops is anyone’s guess. In some instances people have a traumatic experience with the object of fear, but others seem to develop seemingly at random.

The severity of a phobia can be as diverse as its objects.  Some phobias can be comparatively mild, while others can be completely debilitating and require medication and therapy to overcome.  The worse among these (from what I’ve seen – I’m not a psychologist though) can be agoraphobia, which is a fear of public places.  Literally, fear can keep a person from leaving their home or experiencing a normal life.  Phobics in contact with their object of fear can have a panic attack.  Many times they will show trembling, shortness of breathe, rapid heartbeat, and a strong desire to escape from the situation.

Anxiety problems are very common, the most common psychological disorder in the world in fact.  This may come as a surprise to some of my readers, but yours truly has anxiety issues.  Also, I have something of a mild phobia myself.  My object of anxiety may seem…odd.  After all, I’m an adult male who is considered by most who know me to be a very rational person.  I write, read, and watch horror, which you think would make me immune to all but the most horrific stuff.

So what is it that makes this guy twitchy?  Possibly the cutest, cuddliest member of the insect family: the bumblebee.  That’s right.  Bumblebees get my anxiety pumping.  It used to be that I wouldn’t even go outside when the little bastards were out in force.  In recent years the anxiety has lessened extensively, but even now I hesitate when I see one of them hovering in the air like they do.  When I was little I firmly believed they chased me around the yard.  I called them “flying eyeballs” (after monsters you find in the Castlevania game series).

A bumble bee, a large bee native to the northern hemisphere

…okay bumble bees are objectively adorable. But still =P

Funny thing is I had an encounter with them earlier today.  It turns out, I think that I’m not entirely certain which insect I’m afraid of because the things I traditionally thought were bumblebees apparently are not.  The kind that continually hover around my shed (naturally when I have to mow of course!) are called wood-borers around here, and allegedly don’t sting.  Bumblebees apparently look like these things but are smaller in body size.  I don’t know – I haven’t done the research yet.  Not so much out of fear but out of laziness.  See, I can look at pictures of them, but when I hear them buzzing around and see them flying erratically like they do during their mating flights (well, that’s what I call them anyway) is when the old anxiety starts peaking.

Is it silly? Rationally, I know it is.  Most animals (and insects) will leave you alone if you leave them alone.  And even were I to get stung by one of them, likely it wouldn’t be that bad.  I’m so pumped full of allergy medications that bee stings don’t do much to me.  But the anxiety is still there despite all the rationalizations.  Luckily for me, the phobia isn’t so bad that I can’t function.  However, it does give me an insight into the lives of those who are not as fortunate as I am and find themselves crippled with anxiety.  It may seem funny that people are afraid of spiders, or bumblebees, or the number 13, but for those who have a phobia it is certainly less than humorous. Have a bit of compassion for folks with these kinds of disorders.  While the object might be silly, the fear it elicits is all too real.

What about you?  Any odd quirks or phobias that you are willing to share?


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